He needed to rectify this problem at once!Pepsi Man is a Pepsi-based superhero that is also a member of the Derp Cat Legion. He did not understand why this was, since the only thing that could make him hard was the sweet taste of an ice cold Pepsi. Mike Butters also appears as a special guest in an AVGN episode 'Pepsiman (PS1)'.- Pepsiman (PS1) - Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN) day in the Gigaverse, Pepsiman had huge fucking boner. His nickname comes from an odd. He is a sworn enemy of Pepsiman, as he seeks his revenge after Pepsiman killed his family and dog by turning them into cans of Pepsi. The TV Game Guy or the Pepsi for TV Game Guy is a character featured in the Pepsiman episode of the Angry Video Game Nerd series, and is portrayed by Mike Butters, who reprises his role from the original 1999 Pepsiman video game.
Pepsi Man Guy Android Was Decided
A humanoid android was decided to be the first prototype of this. Pepsiman was created by scientists reverse-engineering the 'living metal' that made up the bodies of the Transformers in order to create mechanical life. He also has a chain around his neck for some reason.
This was obviously one of Zone-Tan's secret nut busting techniques, as having a boner cuts your fighting ability in half and Pepsiman realized that she must be an expert in the art of war.Pepsiman and his Smiths marched through the decrepit lair of the Hentai goddess until they finally came upon Zone-Tan herself, bathing inside of cereal.The Smiths then prepared to attack her, but Pepsiman held his hand up and gestured for them not to. Pepsiman and his army found that being near her gave them all instant erections. Pepsiman did not like this because it made them impossible to tell them apart from each other, kind of like me and my cousins during Thanksgiving, but fuck them, I wish Pepsiman was my dad.So Pepsiman took his army and marched into Zone-Tan's purple, cave-like lair. Once people take sips of this drink and get turned on by it, they'll be fans for life.Pepsiman then set out to raise an army of devoted followers to take down Zone-Tan.Pepsiman's attempted murder of Zone-Tan After 3 years, Pepsiman had finally gathered his army of devoted and loyal followers to take down the Hentai master and for some reason, all of them looked exactly the same and they were all named Smith. He could harness Zone-Tan nut busting power to make Pepsi the most addicting soda in the entire Gigaverse. He realized that since Zone-Tan is the Goddess-Empress of Hentai, that she must be able to turn anything into something erotic.Pepsiman yelled out "EUREKA" at date rape levels of volume when he realized what he could do with this.
Zone-Tan then set the can of Pepsi down nice and gentle, before she threw away her Glock and used her ultimate technique, the Playboy Bunny Stampede!Suddenly, an army of of Playboy Bunny girls began to erupt from every corner of the Gigaverse and repeatedly stomped on Pepsiman for what seemed like a million years until the soda mascot was no more.Zone-Tan then called away her Playboy Bunny army and started her own brand of soda called, Drinkable Smut, and it's one of the highest selling drinks in Gigaverse history. She then picked up this can and pressed a Glock to it's head.Pepsiman suddenly stopped in his tracks, as he saw the wicked woman threatening the poor innocent Pepsi can.He then threw himself to the ground and began begging her for forgiveness, saying things like "please don't kill that Pepsi", or "take me instead" and my favorite one of all "Doomthepussyslayer is the best writer of all time and Shakespeare sucks dick."Just imagine an army of girls who look like this.Ok he didn't actually say that last part but I wish he did.Zone-Tan then walked up to Pepsiman and pulled off his yellow mask, thus taking away his lemon powers. Zone-Tan wanted to beat herself up for not realizing this sooner, kind of like how I wanna beat up my wife for forgetting my birthday.Zone-Tan looked at her surroundings and found a can of ice cold Pepsi just lying around, unguarded.
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